I’ve been up and down and sideways. Yet the newsletter marches on.
Pitch 10 – Noah’s Spark
Noah’s perspective evolves. You Need This is falser advertising. Dennard Dayle reads fake ads that feel too real. Theme song “Selling […]
The Best Job on Earth
This weeks 1900HOTDOG column. “Nonsense archaeologist” should be a Career Day staple.
Exclusive Election Endorsements 2k25
Abracadabra.
Meanwhile on Newsletter Island
I hear Extra Evil’s been extra on point.
It Gets Gross
Per my tradition.
I Learn, Albeit Slowly
Notably slowly.
Elf Pun Apocalypse
Unrelenting, endless elf.
Win My New Book
Enter the arena! Self-actualize! Become a god!
Back on the Doggzone 9000
Even more delerium than usual. Somehow.
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